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NAME
lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
adjust lusers' attitudes
SYNOPSIS
lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>
DESCRIPTION
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
who rely upon their admins for everything from picking
their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors;
namely, the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate
arguments will cause the specified luser to run away
screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser
buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.
OPTIONS
-use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not
specified, the enviroment variable LART is
used. If neither is set, a default value
will be used, which is set at compile time
-b Used to increase the size of your lart
-B The BOFH option. Removes a users files and
kills all their processes. If used in con
junction with -p this will also cause sys
log to make entries proving that <luser
name> was the second gunman behind the
grassy knoll
-f Only fake luser's attitude readjustment
session. Provided primarily for testing
purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B
-F fsck <lusername>
as a raw device. Note that this option
has not been tested, as it is rather diffi
cult to find volunteers
-g Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor
<lusername> during the beating.
-k Kill. A rather permanent option, and as
such is not highly recommended. Can only
be invoked once per <lusername>
-p See -B
SEE ALSO
sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)
01 23 1996 lart(1M)